Alis Volat Propriis

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

thefrogman:

Feels good, man.

lagertha-lodbrok:

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src

awwww

(via askinnyblackman)

llamas56:

danyul-and-fillip:

sounds like a good idea to me

this man is my inspiration

(via humoristics)

dogpuncher:

literally nothing describes my general attitude toward everything better than this picture

(via peculiar-delirium)

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

(via humoristics)

heyfunniest:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

(via sometimelow)

twisted-sapi0sexual:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

VAJEEPER??????

(via that-kid-from-london)

shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(via that-kid-from-london)

hookerlegs:

The homosexual in his natural habitat

(via multipack)

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

(via lovemesomeloki)

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

(via foreveralone-lyguy)