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msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

(via asian)

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

(via humoristics)

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  • Neighbor: So, Pizza?
  • Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
  • Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
  • Me: Oh, no, not at all
  • Neighbor: oh, ok...
  • Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
  • Neighbor: Yeah
  • Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
  • Neighbor: ....ok
Source: hussiens
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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via bewbin)

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"w is not a vowel"

- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via bewbin)

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  • Question: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    stripperina:

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

(via askinnyblackman)

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lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(via anonymoushippocampus)

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looking-4-the-upsides:

Here’s some of the best senior quotes from my school’s yearbook for this year…

(via anonymoushippocampus)

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theinvisibleironman:

ultrafacts:

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For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.

theinvisibleironman:

ultrafacts:

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For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.

(via anonymoushippocampus)

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ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via awkwardvagina)

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