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danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

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rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

(via moriartysmistress)

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king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

(via alabamathunderpussy)

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fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

It’s even better if you cover up the ears

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

(via moriartysmistress)

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did-you-kno:

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The story surrounding this kid’s death is absolutely awful. And unfortunately it’s just one of many.

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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via moriartysmistress)

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jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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(via pagingme)

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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(via pagingme)

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I made my server cry

angrycashierchick:

mylifeasaserver:

I went out to dinner tonight with some friends after my shift at my restaurant. There were 8 of us.

My friends have all learned valuable lessons from me on dining etiquette. They are always polite to the hostess, the server, bartenders, managers and…

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rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

(via astoryofourselves)

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