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lancrebitch:

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

omg unmute it seriously

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Not even an overreaction

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climaxs:

blackbruise:

imshannonadams:

gayisthenewokay:

mrcheyl:

I watched this for about a minute and a half before hitting the post button. 

holy shit

holy fuck

Watched this for a good 5 minutes

Perfection

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SO. FREAKING. SAD.

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baebees:

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

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staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

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mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

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mariamatsakis:

cartel:

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back

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idk how but this is completely accurate

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  • Question: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? - Anonymous
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    joleebindo:

    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

    it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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oddbagel:

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tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

Honestly I would have reblogged this for the tally marks ideas but the last comment made my night

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